Not all who wander are lost.

subjuggulation:

sassmaster-arjay:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

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Buy me all of them

give me boggart, toystore cowboy, and forget me not and i will love you forever

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

callmemisterjames:

guy:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

yea gimma some crocaine

we all float down here

callmemisterjames:

guy:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

yea gimma some crocaine

we all float down here

chocolatefoood:

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